The Lighter Side of My Blindness

Sitting on the Seafront

I was sitting on the seafront with my carer and she was telling me what was going on around us and then she suddenly stop for a moment and the conversation suddenly changed. She told me that I should be grateful that I am only blind and that it was not a life threatening disease such as cancer, multiple sclerosis, motor neurone disease or a similar disability. Before I could ask what had caused this sudden change topic she went on to say that she realised blindness had changed my life a lot and then went on to list what I did and did not do now.

at the moment you sit at home doing the following The

  • listening to sport on the radio or the Internet
  • listening to audiobooks
  • listening to music
  • and listening to the radio and podcasts

and you would be doing exactly the same if you were not blind. You also

  • don’t have to do any shopping
  • have an excuse for not matching colours, something you could never do
  • have an excuse for not giving people compliments on their looks or fashion sense, something you never did and lest pushed

  • plead innocence on misplacing objects like keys and your wallet

in my defence

I had to agree with most of what she said but I would probably be watching sports rather than listening to them on the radio but I would not have dared to say that at the time. If I had done blindness would immediately have become life-threatening as she would probably have pushed me under a bus. We then adjourned for a pub lunch and discussed whether there were any hobbies or pastimes I could do to occupy my time, but the jury is still out on that one.